>>1793770Half of those were long term relationships, the rest friends who I wasn't really into but they were really into me and we were spending a lot of time together so I was like eh sure I guess who am I to deny you what you desire.
I have never slept with someone I didn't know for a while first, and I have never had a one night stand, although "I'm not going back for seconds" effectively made some of those one-night stands (we remained friends though).
I suppose the next thing you will say is "u r gay". I mean, I'm kinda bi, but if pussy is bad, the entire male body is... not great. Or should we say, needs a lot of help. Covered in fucking weird unsightly hairs, skin quality is lacking, and scrotums are fucking gross. Guys are more fun though, so that makes up for it. Thing is, hoo-mons don't have a lot going for us physically. It's a miracle procreation happens at all. Which I think is why we as a society have finally begun to wake up to the fact that the ideal body, indeed the ideal partner for a man, is a trans woman who has been on HRT for a while and has undergone orchiectomy but not the complete confirmation surgery. Fully feminized with all the right proportions, soft and smooth skin, and best of all no sloppy demonic bore hole trying to trick you into giving up your life essence so it can trap you in its tarantula nest to harvest your nutrients for 20 years to feed the alien chestburster parasite it made from your seed, without your consent, that lived and grew inside and mutilated her once-attractive body while flooding her bloodstream with overpowering mind control chemicals, and then after leaving the host continued to grow and grow destroying your soul and sapping the fruits of your labor. The best thing to do with a child, should it threaten your wellbeing by existing, is brain it with a shovel, preferably from a few feet away so you don't get their snot all over you. God I hate children.
Also bikes and shit, please don't ban me I'm on topic.
