>>1583788Abolish bike commuting. Thanks to retards and drunks using children's toys for basic transportation, bikes are synonymous with poverty and failure, not racing. It's current year, just invent some electric thing that travels about 15mph and only costs a couple hundred or so and start shilling that instead. Oh wait, that already exists.
No other sport's basic equipment is so tainted by the stink of normie loser-ness. If you walk around town with a football in your hand, no one's going to assume you're homeless.
