>>1866260Sorry dude, you just can't ride scooters once you hit puberty.
I get what you will say, its the most logical bugman transport, and you're having fun on it.
But you have to start modeling being upstanding member of society. That's why you buy a car that can support a family with one child years before you ever have one. So you can show to the world you are capable of doing so.
If a woman sees you on a scooter or EUC, she thinks "this faggot can't even bring home a load of groceries". Especially with the bright yellow dork lid.
>inb4 stop enjoying thingsEnjoy them all you wish, just don't be surprised when people don't enjoy you, or when people who do enjoy you are equally useless.
>picrel autistic homosexual on a onewheel 