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As a burger who doesn't know how to ride a bike, I'm getting the following lessons from this thread
If you're a cager
>don't bike unless it's a dedicated bike area or you plan on donating organs
>support separate bike paths to reduce cars, bikes, and homicidal confrontations from the roads
If you're a biker
>buy a horn, a baby carrier, and a Go-Pro
>use the baby carrier to hide a JA-9 in case you need to riddle a car with bullets and throw your gun down the storm drain
>use the Go-Pro to record sick footage of said ten mile an hour drive by shootings
How am I doing so far?
