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Listen up /n/, most of you are serious casuals who are just complaining about obvious shit you notice about other casual's bikes on your 10 km "ride". Here's what REAL cyclists (like me) get sensitive about.
>not wearing an aero bib with a race fit jersey or skinsuit
>not maintaining an 83+ cadence at all times
>not getting out of the saddle periodically on sustained climbs
>not maintaining a cadence above at least 70 on climbs
>not checking the inside of the tire when changing tubes after a flat
>not diving into the optimal line while cornering on a descent
>plain water in bottles on ride longer than an hour
>only one bottle cage on a road bike (casual alert)
>braking while cornering
>road bike with more than one spacer or not slammed
>looks down to put bottle back
>doesn't reach down to tighten shoes on club ride to signal that shit is about to get real
>not going to your doctor and pretending you have asthma symptoms
That's it for now guys. Sorry if this stuff doesn't make any sense. Maybe there's a good train thread you can check out?
