>>1618495Just get a clown car style horn, cost as little as a couple of bucks, no batteries or wires etc and perhaps the best thing about them is they never fail to raise a smile from those cunt pedestrians you are barrelling towards at speed, so they leap out of your way joyously as opposed to angrily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3SxEOvAOEg 