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Ok one more, or one of 2 times I got hit by a cage.
> ride to a grocery store
> pedestrian crossing on my way, push button and cross type, 2 lanes each way
> push button
> on my left is a bridge, no car on it, on my right a tram stopping, driver looks at me, behind the tram on the second lane some bmw drives
> start walking, keeping a close eye on the tram cause bmw faggots you know
> on the left BAM!
> quickly: sky-glass-mirror(BANG!)-sky-glass-sky-taillight-sky-pavement-sky
> oh-no-i-am-fucked
> raise head carefully
> car 5m down the road, bike 15 m past it
> get up
> neck hurts, left buttock is bruised, helmet scuffed, elbows scratched
> well looks like could be worse
> girl 8/10 rushing towards me oh I am so sorry blah blah are u ok derp
> yes I am fine, you stupid cunt
> notice her mirror is fucked, apologise in Canadian
> tram driver, been watching the whole show: fuck man what are you apologizing for?! do you want me to call 911, police, RCMP, SCP foundation?
> autistically decline
> pick the bike up, push button, cross, flip a bike, fix chain and bars
> answer some more are-u-OKs
> finally manage to stabilize the cig and light up
> buy 6 pack and pedal home
