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Hey, pro Touring bike rider here,
I just wanted to let you know that I hate roadies and MTB guys. You are fucking pathetic consumer whores with no appreciation for life, ruining cycling for everyone else
NOBODY fucking cares about your garbon lyrca shit, you're a snob
NOBODY fucking cares about your 27.5 tire springy dork bike, you idiot frat bro
KYS
Touring bikes are the true patrician ride. We don't track our times. We go harder than you (ever sleep on a rock in the middle of nowhere listening to wolves ransack your panniers?) pfft.
So go spin your stick legs and suck down goo packets, or maybe take your SUV to the trailhead, brah. I've cross this country 5 times and I can confirm, with 100% accuracy, that you are, in fact, both huge fucking pussies. Consumer whore disc break-using manchildren who "gotta go fast" and "carve some trails brah" with their $5,000 children's toy made out of plastic and asian suffering. Pathetic.
pic fuckin related you bitch
