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>be me, biking home around midnight
>stop at a red light, check the crossing and run it
>cherriesandberriesfrombehind.jpg
>mfw
>in front of me is road works and cars can't pass so just give them an "oops sorry" wave and keep going on the sidewalk
>ride through the road works and see more cherries and berries coming my way from the other end
>jump into a 24/7 convenience store, turn my yellow jacket inside out, quickly lock my bike on a pole and walk past the cops
>go home
fuck them, imagine radioing in more cops for a guy on a bicycle running a light at 5 kilometers an hour
