>>1908942DUDE i just LOVE the sedentary, eventfulness of my generic, cookie cutter American suburb, it's so MUNDANE and makes me feel like i'm in one of those 1950s BIG OIL propaganda videos. you should totally come on down to my garage, it's the same as your garage except i got THE DARK GREEN foldable lawn chairs from home depot, we can crack open a nice miller lite or three and get crazy watching some tucker carlson! and dude, dude, DUDE we have GOTTA fire up my new electric leaf blower I got for 16.99 on sale at walmart- listen here, right, it's a STORE where us NPCs do NPC NPCING. BUT!!!! it's also a GROCERY STORE, so we can get awesome snacks like ORIGINAL LAYS POTATO CHIPS. speaking of which katlyn and i have finally decided to get into swinging- literally -we're going to host a wine party (boxed wine LOL) where we all put our keys in a fish bowl and fuck each other's WIVES. i'm fuckin JACKED man, i'm gonna SLAM this miller lite and maybe pop open something exotic next...a Heineken! LOL!