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>be 17
>riding home from work late at night
>forgot my bike light but 'I know the route well'™
>passing through behind the high school where there is a section of almost total darkness
>I can see the street lamps about 200m up ahead so I'm sure I can make it by memory
>hit a parking curb that I forgot about
>It's so dark I don't even see the ground approach, land entirely on the tip of my chin before my hands can stop me
>end up only needing two stitches, didn't break my jaw even though I felt a terrible pain transfer all the way up through it
>mfw
