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>be cyclist
>be hated by drivers
>be hated by pedestrians
>be hated by public transit users (bikes take up the space of 4 people during rush hour)
>be hated by coworkers (bikes take up valuable office space)
>be hated by neighbors (bike lanes take up space for...literally anything else)
>idol worship emaciated drug users with the resting heart rate of an elephant
>dick can't get hard
>STILL somehow have enormous ego
bikes were a mistake
