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>buy chain lube
>half the bottle is covered by an essay about how <megacorporation> really truly cares about the environment plus assurances that no fuzzy bunnies were harmed in the making or testing of this product
>watching GCN shill assorted bike shit
>30 seconds of explaining what it does and 2 minutes about how it's biodegradable and made from recycled sunflower farts so you should definitely pay $30 for a 10oz bottle of Mucoff cleaner/degreaser/anal lube instead of $10 for a gallon jug of the automotive equivalent that will work twice as well
>watching Francis Cade's shitty podcast on the steaming wreckage of what used to be a comfy youtube channel
>"WUT IS BETTER, ALUMINUM OR CARBON?"
>5 minutes of explaining why carbon is better but in the end they still shill aluminum because aluminum is recyclable and carbon isn't
