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what do different bicycles say about their owners?
>Road bike - I'm into fitness
>Hybrid - I commute to work to reduce my carbon footprint
>time trial - this cost more than my car
>full suspension MTB - I got a GED at community college
>E bike - I'm to much of a fuckup to own a car
>cruiser - I'm way to fucked up to drive a car right now
>city bike - I like craft beer
>BMX - I sell drugs to school children down at the skate park
>Chopper - I sell drugs downtown
>Tandem - I'm about to get a divorce
