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Forgot to mention, she skirted her tires unnecessarily braking, and it was awkward as fuck when it took like 5 seconds for her to pull away.
Another time, bike path ~15 miles inland from the beach. My girl was riding next to me, close together, not hogging space, enough for 3 more riders to fit on next to us.
She had earbuds in, and a convoy of roadies come up, dead silent passing us by, and the last guy yells OH, EVERYONE HAS TO HAVE THEIR FUCKIN IPODS ON. I yell back EVERYONE HAS TO HAVE A FUCKING ATTITUDE HUH
He looks back with gayass orange sunglasses, we mad dog each other and then speeds back up to sniff his partners butthole and the convoy keeps going
