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The best thing about riding a bike drunk is that the bike itself has safety-mechanisms to prevent you from operating it if you are too fucking wasted for your own good.
If you're drunk you will ride your bike like a dream and beat all your records on strava by mistake.
If you're blackout drunk you won't be able to balance on it and have to walk it home.
Real human beans drink and drive (responsibly), always remember.