>>1529790I fucking hate my gf
>wants to go /out/ at the beach and bike>but I have no bike stand for my toyota matrix>"just recline your back seats, plenty of space tehee">remove both front wheels of out bike so easier storage and put a carpet between the 2 bikes so they dont rub eachother>arrive and the beach>discover that the carpet moved and exposed her chainring DIRECTLY on my frame>"just a scratch anon tehee!! Let's go swim!">mfwwhy i am so clumsy cuck faggot holy fucking my bike is ruined just drown me in an acid silo