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>starting a nice afternoon ride
>pumped up to be away from the wagie cage
>stop at a busy intersection
>lots of other cyclists and people
>got pole position
>green
>aw yea boiii
>go to clip in
>critical failure
>slip
>other foot pops out
>crotched on top tube
>slam into stem
>didn't fall tho
>kept going and set some PRs anyway
>mfw
I hope someone was entertained by my ineptitude but jesus fuck my ribs hurt