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The 5 stages of Kessler Syndrome denial:
1. It's a hoax, Kessler? You serious dude? If you're worried about that you don't know SHIT about science, like read the prospectus bro, it says right there it's not a problem, they wouldn't LIE in a PROSPECTUS would they?
2. Ok it exists but it's not because of THIS megalomaniac rapey rape bro managed, blockchain NFT SPAC IOT tensorflow RNN deep learning space launch startup, actually it's CHOINA and the slant-eyed CHOINAMAN
3. Ok it exists and sure, maybe in fact it's entirely because of this MRRBMBNSITRDLSLS, but actually it's NBD, one day it will just disappear
4. Ok look, it might be a big deal and it's not going away but the cure is worse than the disease, like broooo what if we have to make our commodities futures bets the normal way instead of using a plague of private football satellites to gather real time intel on crop dusters and oil tanks, broooo this is class warfare also don't forget CHOINA
5. We're fucked but hey it's not like space is good for anything anyway
Also, reminder that Chelsea Manning is an American hero and tony stark is a literal cuckold
