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>Captain randomly accuses one of our Dutch harbour pilots of threatening to have the CE murdered
>CE gets wind of this and goes batshit insane, locks himself in his cabin. Only communicates with us over VHF and passing notes under the door
>Captain then accuses the 2nd of being a co-conspirator and sends HR a panicked email about possible mutinies on other ships
>During this time, we dock and the ship is immediately boarded by the Dutch coast guard for suspicion of drug smuggling.
>The cook is now claiming he has "rapid diabetes" and needs immediate medical attention while the Kustwatch search the ship top to bottom.
I knew I should have joined CSL
