>>1138068Bikes are for pussies and silly children.
>cars are by definition 'human powered' since we make them>drive any speed for any length of time with minimal effort>comfortable at any speed, any weather or road conditions>dress however you like, arrive clean and presentable, not sweaty and smelly and looking like a freak like on a bike>get all the pussy you want because hot girls like nice cars>never look like a poorfag, unlike a bike>gets looks of approval from everyone, unlike the looks of disgust and disapproval when you arrive sweaty and gay-looking on some bike>enjoy an overall improvement in your quality of lifeYou poorfags should really get a job so you can afford a car, stop deluding yourselves that you're somehow better on a bike.
Also get off my roads. If you're going to insist on being poorfag manchildren riding your silly little bikes, do it on the sidewalk and not in my way.
