>>1147003We do need to tear down snobs. It's the only way to save cycling. Sheldon Brown is my Jesus Christ. I have been corrupted. I go against the fun way. I am not Brown. I am the scorned bike nerd. I give advice freely, but reign terror down on all snobs. It is a life of service to the cause. The ends justify the means. Ruin every roadie, roast every bro, harass every hipster. We will burn it all down. Purge the world of carbon and STI. We're going friction. Rust is good. Cycling in sandals is good! Never clip in. Never race anyone. It is against the code. Fish your bike out of a dumpster. Never buy one!!! Cycling should be free!!!!! Gear inches above 75 are banned!! For your pleasure!! Submit succumb you cowards. We're here to help. You can be free. Exit the pace line. Delete your Strava account!!! There is a way!!! Dyno hubs!!! Leather!! Rusted steel!!!
