>>1001892>dogemans might get mekek
I was riding in some mountains in China yesterday, got to the peak at sunset, watched sunset, then rode down in the dark...not really the plan.
As I was leaving the mountains, some random doges in a village decided that I was dinner and chased me out of town.
Being bitten by random street dogs in a Chinese mountain village is definitely not a good idea so I started sprinting and dropped them at 45kmh.
They got up to my pedals before I laid it on but they didn't quite have the speed to bite me, or they were just barking and didn't want to bite, I didn't stop to check which.