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If you are too boring of a human being that your entire life is sedentary and you can take joy in sitting on your ass at home all day and when going anywhere requires a mobile entertainment box then you're probably a meaningless person no purpose other than to sit on your fat lazy sedentary ass at home playing video games, browsing the internet and casting garbage videos to your TV all day.
I personally enjoy living and experiencing a downtown because I can do things like visit art galleries, music venues, cinemas, playhouses, restaurants, bars, markets, browse diverse local businesses, cool street foods, get to know my neighbours, get to know my local community, experience different cultures and languages, do cool things like urban beekeeping, be close to the pulse of an urban centre which is really the heart and pulse of a society and so on.
What do suburban cagies have? They get to live in some shitty house in the middle of nowhere, with a mortgage that's more than the house is worth, get forced to drive everywhere even if they want a bag of chips, have no entertaining things they can just walk out their door and take a short walk/bike ride to whether it's an art show, drinks at the bar with your friends, to attend an anime convention, to get a slice of pizza etc. Being forced to only shop at mainstream corporate stores, so they'll never know the fun of wandering into a thrift store and finding some cool album on vinyl or a classic mechanical keyboard for 3 dollars. Or getting to try some great street food, like some legit ass fried rice from an ojiisan that runs a rice food cart.
Suck it, suburbanites. You are too dumb and placated to realize your life sucks. You're too much of a consoomer cuck to realize you're missing out by getting coffee at Starbucks versus a delicious local cafe. Too much of a retard to appreciate live music or art in small venues because your retard brain can only derive entertainment from marathoning trash on Netflix and Crunchyroll.
