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well I had a very distressing experience today
>riding my bike
>slight incline, not going fast
>some fuckhead in a hilux right on my ass
>he overtakes me honking his loud ass horn screaming "FAGGOT!"
>once in front break checks me
>manage to get off the road in time and slap the bed of his truck as i go around him
>give him a thump up as I go past with a friendly "watch it mate!"
>he holds down his horn, accelerates around me to get ahead, jumps out of his car and runs at me with a fucking bayonet
>screaming at me in incomprehensible Australian
>i slam on my breaks and fall off my bike
>i back the fuck off and now he's standing on my bike screaming about me hitting his car
>i am freaking the fuck out
>i reach into my pocket
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CUNT! FUCKING ANSWER ME! YOU GUNNA PAY TO REPAINT MY FUCKING CAR IF IT HAS ONE SCRATCH YOU LITTLE FAGGOT!"
>"calm down, go sit on the drain"
>"THE FUCK YOU SAY FAGGOT?!?!? THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT CUNT!??!?!"
>"you just attacked me with a knife after you almost hit me twice, i have a go pro, you are going to prison"
>"WHA THe fack... what?"
>"hello, police please, I at XXX and YYY street "
>"nooooooooo, GIMMIE THAT CAMERA!"
>"registration XXXXXXXX just attacked me with a knife, white toyota hilux"
>"you give me that FUCKING CAMERA! YOU DONT HAVE A RICHT TO FILM ME CUNT!"
>"im not hanging up this phone, police are on the way, the only way you are getting this camera is if you kill me. sit the fuck down, you're done."
instead he just spent the next 10 minutes in the fetal position crying until police came, they took my helmet camera and the woman cop told me she thought it was an offence to attack that to my helmet, i told her only if you damage the helmet attaching it and she did the whole "hey i'm the cop here blah blah respect me im a woman blah blah" seriously bigger issues like that fucking greek fuck with the Bayonet.
