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I broke my diet today. Ate a huge homemade cherry cake, with sweet juice, ate lots of candies, chocolate, nuts, and feel good now. Feel very good. So I have another message for you, about cycling. Take a look at this Carver bike. You see a symbol of Satan on the logo, and this is just a top of an iceberg. Bike is an invention of Satan. Long time ago(no one knows when and by whom the bike was made) a broke engineer sold his soul to devil to get wealth and marry his gf. So devil gave him an idea of a bike, but he had his own plan. The conspiracy hides some evil force behind every bicycle. In dark ages witches (an infamous ritual held deep in the woods at 3:00 am, when witches all naked were dancing around the fire, calling for demons and making bloody sacrifices, falling into trans, and then a black goat with huge horns would come out of the darkness of the wood walking on his back two legs) used to ride bathometh's back, goat's back, in order to show their complete possession and submission to evil, by secret pose, where all God's elements of human, which are hands, feet, bowed head, and sacred reproductive organs, are all crucified(in such a way devil's making irony of Christ) on a device that's both a cross and a torture device. All this organs, that God gave to a man for blessed and kind actions, are nailed onto a devil's slave: hands on the cursed horns=handlebar, sexual organs on demons tongue=saddle, feet in demon's claws=pedals, and breathing, most important, through which the demon is sucking out human soul. So every cyclist literally becomes possessed, falling into demon's claws and power. As you can see the bicycle's front is made in the form of pentagram, just like the goats head, and satan's symbol of five elements. So anyone who rides a bicycle is already cursed and possessed, and will appear in hell for the eternity.
