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My Boatmaxxing Plan
by Anon
Fuck Alaska, it's cold and retarded
I'm moving to Tampa, or Port Charlotte, or Cape Coral (one of those greater bay areas, if anyone has a recommendation I'm game). For work I travel internationally for 3-5 weeks at a time, and then work from "home" for 3-5 weeks at a time. Home has to be USA and relatively cheap to fly out of.
I'm gonna buy a Gemini 105 MC or similar, and then anchorfag while I'm in the states. I'll either try starlink maratime or just rent an office on the mainland and take my dinghy to it. When I fly out I'll just rent a gated slip. I'll keep a truck and a motorcycle at a storage facility nearby.
I'll pay cash for the boat, and I'll be able to bank a couple hundred thousand over the next couple years. Once I'm cashed up and comfy and the boat is tip top, I'll kidnap my dream girl and impregnate her with several children over the course of 4 years cruising around the world. Kids will get bornt in the states, and we will still spend some time visiting family, but we will mostly be cruising for 4-5 years. Once the oldest kid is ready for school we will come out of retirement and join the workforce again until the little fuckers are out of school, and then do it all again until we die
This is a great plan in my brain but you faggots go ahead and tell me how to improve it
