>>1088859Page Shot is so handy!
>>1089062>Strapping on a nasty dedicated crank magnetJust pop a rare earth magnet onto the end of the pedal spindle, much more elegant. It won't work if you're bourgeois swine with titanium spindles though.
>>1089180Extremely subtle, possibly even mean.
>>1089220>Two gigantic water bottlesYou'll need to improve your taste or no one will work with you.
>>1089264Of course it's worth fixing. Just replace the chainrings (along with the chain and cassette - they wear together) and keep riding.