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What a disgusting hoe. Would not ride with or be in a relationship with.
>Butt chin
>Dull, heat pressed hair, that has no noticeable gloss or volume
>Using inappropriate apparel that creates unnecessary drag and limits muh speed
>Using a bag that does not provide appropriate support or secure and intuitive storage space
>Using ill-fittting eye wear that is not properly positioned to the face and/or rated for shatter and glare resistance
>Eye wear arms not positioned on top of straps
>Using a slow and cumbersome mtb when a road/cx bike would be much more appropriate for the city environment pictured
>Shitty plastic pedals
>No significant or noticeable upper arm definition or tone - does that fucken bitch just focus on her ass all day? Fucken terrible.
What a high-maintenance hoe, you'd prob only be able to go on a couple minute ride before she gets tired or wants to step off the bike to take the 100th selfie for the day.