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>in military
>command started doing PT as a group again
>some cunt decided we're going to do TRX
>Tuesday was arms
>arms absolutely BTFO
>took WED off because I could barely move them
>we did legs today, ezpz
>decide to do 43 mile forest/home loop
>notice some dude in a car driving right next to me
>the fuck does he want
>ignore him
>finally, he beeps and flags me down
>U DO HAVE BIKE PUMP?????
>dude what
>says he needs help with his bike because the tire is flat
>mother fucker you're in a god damn car just load the shit up
>says he doesn't own a pump
>follow him to local building and he points out his bike
>tell him I only have CO2
>asks what that is
>nvm
>there's bike next to his with a pump
>he grabs the pump and hands it to me
>his bike has presta valves and the little middle bit is bent to shit
>tell him it's bent and he should consider replacing it
>NONO IS FINE JUST NEED AIR
>pump is for schrader
>tell the guy it won't work and suggest he go to exchange to buy a PRESTA pump
>have to repeat it like 3 times
>have to explain where exchange is
>tell the guy to just use google maps
>blank look
>finally he decides to leave
>THANK YOU YOUNG MAN U DO REAL GOOD ON BIKE
>ride off
For reference I only ride on the base where I work since I've literally had people try to run me down when I ride out on town, the only places on town i ride is to/from base
