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>reading about <amazing new chain lube>
>half of it is eco garbage about how environmentally friendly all the ingredients are and if I pay an extra $30 they'll sell me some environmentally friendly bike cleaner that's 69% more environmentally friendly than the regular solvent I bought at home depot and every time I use this lube a polar bear will ejaculate on a coral reef before suffocating in a wall of fresh new arctic ice
Fuck this cult shit, what lube do I use if I want to cause as much global warming and kill as many endangered animals as possible. Used motor oil?
