>>1497161Here is the exhaustive list of valid reasons to own and use a bicycle:
1) Exercise
2) Sports/racing
3) Being too poor to afford any better form of transportation
4) Living in an ecofascist shithole that has outlawed everything but bicycles, roller skates, and space hoppers
5) Being too young to get a driver's license
6) Wanting to kill yourself in a way that looks like an accident
