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It was 45 degrees and a bit windy but this time of the year you have to jump on anything over 40 deg F.
26 miles in the suburbs travelling around a couple of lakes. Highlights:
>Got in a yelling match with a cagie who long horned me and then got a red light ahead and wasn't so tough. I said he was an old fart who needed to share the lane and that younger him would be embarrassed at how pathetic he's acting. My best line: "when you are impotently retetelling this story to your wife to look macho, be sure to include me laughing in your face just now." I also called him a retard when he said I should ride my road bike on the sidewalk but that's not as eloquent.
>passed only 2 bikes and zero joggers over 26 miles: 1 guy in a full skinsuit, with local sponsor patches, who just flew by me on a hill (he waived). 1 guy with an old hippie beard in a tricycle recumbent who gave me the peace sign. No full face helmet: Confirmed not BaconRider
>witnessed and egged on a fight between children. There were 2 boys, probably about 8 yelling at each other and locked in battle when I passed. They had a greco-roman hold on each others shoulders and were trying to SPIT ON EACH OTHERS SHOES while trying to toss the other to the ground. I yelled "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT" from the bike, which actually caused them to stop. Then yelled "TAKE HIM DOWN, NOOOOO MERCY" and they started again but not with the same fury as before they were discovered.
>asshole canadian geese are everywhere. hundreds of them and not just chillin' by ponds they are just straight up in people's yards. shitting and eating everything they see
>you can't go past a stubblefield without seeing at least one hungry peering hawk on a telephone wire.
