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Had three accident so far.
1. Yolo'd a forest road downhill which I had never ridden before. Hit a pothole, somersaulted over my bike. Walked my bicycle 8 kilometers to the nearest hospital with a broken clavicle and a mutilated hand (pic related). Entirely my fault for not using brakes on an unfamiliar road. It hurt a lot but my injuries were fairly benign considering what could have happened.
2. On my daily grocery shopping ride. It was winter, the road was slippery due to ice. I somehow fell off my bike, fractured my ulna and radius. Waited half an hour for the bus to get me to the nearest hospital instead of calling an ambulance. There I was transported immediately to a larger hospital nearby for surgery due to high risk of infection of the wound. Rough stuff considering how lame the accident was.
3. Got hit by a car (female driver) trying to overtake me. It happened abroad, which complicated things. My body hit the windscreen before I landed onto the ground. Hit my head, lost consciousness. I came to when the ambulance arrived, took about half an hour. Had my forehead stitched in the hospital and suffered several injuries on my left body side but most importantly, my knee got fucked. Tore my posterior cruciate ligament and fractured my tibial plateau. My bicycle took the brunt of the damage though, looked even worse than me.
My knee is permanently damaged. I still experience dull pain on an almost daily basis but I'm very happy I'm still alive. I could very easily be dead or potato now.
I never wore and still don't wear a helmet. I'm not a faggot lol.
