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>on unfamiliar trails about 10 miles from home
>putting along, stopping at features, finding a line and going for it
>wild mountainfred blows past me on a carbon hardtail 29er
>RACEMEFAGGOTIDAREYOU.exe
>start charging the trail
>steep section that transitions into a man-made switchback wallride on 3-foot posts
>hit it sketchy
>fall right the fuck off it
>more technical singletrack near a riverbank
>steep rock garden that heads straight to the edge of the bank and turns hard left onto a 2-foot wide footbridge over a narrow ravine
>yolo
>overshoot the turn, OTB 5 foot down the bank into a small tree
>mountainfred nowhere in sight
>realize he's probably not even on this section at all
>realize i forgot to pack isopropyl alcohol and shit to clean all these cuts
i am a retard
