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>gf starts expressing interest in cycling
>buys an old dutch bike
>we cruise around a lot
>she loves it
>get super excited that we're gonna have something new to do together
>few months later
>shes bought a proper road bike and we're doing longer distance stuff
>come home one night and she's fiddling with here bike
>she's fitting aero bars
>"anon I'm thinking of entering a triathalon"
IT'S ALL GONE HORRIBLY WRONG