Behold, the only bike for non-faggots. This is for people who
>ride bikes merely as a hobby>can afford actual transportation i.e. a car >don't ride in the middle of the road>actually use their bicycle for daily life (grocery shopping, errands) instead of blocking traffic and seething at car owners>don't even own a pair of bike shorts>have sex (source: https://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/can-cycling-cause-erectile-dysfunction) 