Off topic:
>>1198101>needs to be heavily bolted down all the fucking timeMove to a non-third-world-country
>doesn't really go that fastHTFU. Cars and everything are always on my way when riding at downtown.
>makes you sweatyGo vegan and detox your body so you won't smell
>sucks in wet weatherThis depends on how much raining there is and how long distances you're going to ride. Look at japs, they ride with umbrellas attached to the bikes. Convenient as fuck.