My mom just saw me cycling around the suburbs and now she's making fun of me
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So I (18M) was just chilling, cycling at a zone 2-ish pace wearing Lycra. But apparently my mom (48F) decided to take a walk which she never does and somehow caught me cycling.
Now she won't stop ridiculing me and calling me mean names. Apparently I look like some goofy ahh twink in a bodysuit who wants to get run over tryna overtaking cars. (Keep in mind I was going like 25 km/h and the cars were going slower cause tight street with multiple parked cars) She also believes I need to pull over when cars are behind me, even on some minor street (which might actually be more dangerous because then the car has to squeeze through the parked cars plus me)
She also thinks 25 km/h is way too high I that I should cycle at a walking pace on the fucking sidewalk.
How do I get revenge?
She's a NPC cagie (white RAV4 lmao) and has never walked more than a mile.
