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>cut across red lights whenever possible, even if there are people crossing
>when I do have to stop in a bike lane, wheel myself as close to the curb as possible ignoring the white line boxes
>snake through traffic
>when needed mount the pavement
>cycle in the middle of the road whenever possible
>do obnoxious wheelies every so often
>use the dropped curb as a ramp to get airtime
>never sit down on my seat, stand on my pedal, to use my entire body to accelerate
>when using a cycle lane I'll cut across either the pavement or road to take mario kartesque shortcuts to get in front of the peloton
>never wear a helmet, only use a pair of lights
>don't have a bell just shout "MOVE" or occasional "BEEP BEEP"
>make middle aged lycra clad tryhards seethe on there 3k bso from china while I zoom past on my £50 bike I got off gumtree which my Dad and I fixed
who here /devilish/
