Quoted By:
JohnWayne,Tahoe.,
,, Longlongago,, you would walk to plane,, hand ticket,, up rollystairs.,
,, I was perhaps their First Wheelchiaretard,, buthey had to go get the "special baggage cart.,,
, cart had straps and a tiny seat,, buthey were taking a while to getit., so I rolled under the plane,,, along the wing,, admiring the wheels,,, such a thing of beau>>!"HAYOU!! WHATARE YOUDOING!!"
,,itsecurity! here to harsh my love!
"YOUCANTBE HERE!!",,,,,,Timessed!
IS THAT OIL DRIPING HERE!!!
IS THIS TIRE BALD!!! LOOK THERE! THIS PLANE IS MISSING A RIVET!AND THERE!
This Wing looks TWISTED! IS IT TWISTED?!!
>securityguard>"UHHHHH,,, UHHM,,, I don't Know,,UhhhhhHHH ill call and see!"
,No! don't call, im fine, just venting,,, ill go wait in line some more.,
,,minute later,,"um, Sir? im thenginer here to asure you,,"
WOOOOO dude. im fine, just blasting on security., Love your Plane, luckyboy!
"thanks."
,, nice flight.