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level up boys; you don't need:
>spoke wrench
pointless
>tube
Quality self-adhesive patches just as fast as a change
>Alan's
know how to tighten a bolt
>chunk of chain
Never need it
>breaker
absolutely never need
>baby adjustable wrench
torque once and forget
>baby flathead
very cute, worthless
>Mini pump,
No need for 99.9999%, for all above reasons, plus your puncture resistant tires, and your ability to properly fill a tire to correct pressure
There, now you have room for one thinking man's GPS, pic related
>oh wait you also carry your satellite navigation system like a giant faggot in case you get lost
The absolute state
