>>2002382Nor do they know how to ride single file, the purpose of riding bikes with your SO is apparently to ride side by side holding hands, block other cyclists, be a general nuisance, and constantly go "what's wrong? what's wrong? why are we out trying to enjoy riding bikes like any reasonable person would understand from 'what about if we go for a bike ride together' instead of you stopping constantly to fawn over me every 30 seconds and not actually ride like you were supposed to infer from my having breasts and a vagina?!?!?!"
