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>Americans wonder why they're fat
>Literally refuse to walk more than 2 minutes a day
>Actually get mad at people who try
>Claims it's niggers fault
>Mad at the concept of public transport despite their country having it in the past and being vital to development
>Fine with a 20 minute drive to pick up bread
>Becomes angry at the sight of a townhouse or small apartment complex
>Can't conceptualize the benefit of mixed zone laws
>Ignores or Copes over the map that shows central NYC makes less CO2 than his small town (because everyone in NYC walks)
>Defends his F-150 because once every couple months he has to carry firewood (despite electric heaters existing and being superior in every way)
>Can't understand why anyone would want to ride or drive anything smaller than a glorified monster truck
