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My mum did
>Pub crawl bike ride on a nice Saturday
>Stop at final pub down the road from home
>5-6 pints of Stella in already
>Couple more before getting chinky for dinner
>Swings leg over bike
>Overbalances, goes straight over on the ground
>Hurts like hell but like a champ she gets the chinky and makes it home
>A&E next day
>Dislocated shoulder and out of action for 3 weeks
Big keks were had