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1. Adjust and trim your straps you heathen
2. Don't wear a helmet with street clothes, the point of a helmet is to look pro, do pros wear hairline stripe OCBDs and whatever the fuck karen is wearing? No because it's uncomfortable
3. Advocate against foam hat laws because they are anti-bike, much like bike lanes. Driver education and actual consequences for running over someone will help a lot more than screaming at people to put on a foam hat before you run them down
Also if you're wearing a helmet to be a pickme you should wear a bern helmet or some dumb shit for "commuters" (clunky, heavy, no ventilation). But the problem is pickmes put shit like "one less car" on their backpacks which defeats the whole purpose of being a groveling spineless worm.
