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I got hit by a plane while riding my bike. I was badly injured and some onlookers called 911. An ambulance arrived. I was loaded onto a stretcher. On my way to the hospital we almost got into an accident with a semi truck. The medics slammed on the breaks and I rolled out of the back of the ambulance which for some reason wasn't locked or hinged shut. I rolled for several miles downhill and went over the side of the road into a pond. I struggled to get out of the stretcher and almost drowned. Luckily some rescuers ran over to help out. I was bitten several times by an alligator before it successfully dragged off one of my rescuers. I was then hit by a helicopter attempting to rescue me from the alligators and drowning. The helicopter crashed into the pond and the pilot died. I managed to swim my way out of the pond and drag myself onto the side of the road where I was hit by a bicycle flying down the road. Finally I managed to make it to the hospital when I woke up in my bed and realized it was all a bad dream.
