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Hello,
I am fat and want to buy a bike ? Good. How do I bike ? I am fat. Currently I am looking at internet. I want your advice, but I will not listen to any of it. Instead, I will go to walmart and buy a 100$ bike, then, once it is fubar, spam this board again and again and again and again. I will ask for better grips on my walmart bike. I will ask for a better saddle, better means fatter. I will then mount this saddle on my new carbon road bike and complain on this board because the handling will be fucked up. And there is nothing you can do about it because I am fat. How do I buy a bike ?
