>>1191975Stoned drivers just drive slow as hell, if they're driving at all, which they usually won't. One time I got ultra fucking stoned, hopped in my S2000, and wound up standing at the top of Multnomah falls practicing slow-mo kung fu moves in the moonlight. Anyway, I remember driving at way below the speed limit and basically being a granny. I can't remember what it's like to ride a bike high. I mean, I've done it enough times but nothing all that cool happened.
