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>walk to subway station
>head down stairs
>step over masturbating crackhead
>smell alerts you to the presence of human feces in the immediate vicinity
>spot the problem zone and nimbly swerve around it
>as you do accidentally bump into a person of diversity
>your curiosity over why he suddenly sticks his hand down his pants is immediately answered as he pulls out a handful of his own crap
>you run away screaming but as you do you feel it glance off the back of your head and plop on the floor
>get to the platform
>tracks are full of mostly peaceful protesters demanding the arrest of a cop for shooting a poor defenseless child who had just stabbed 3 people
>voice on PA announces that all trains are canceled
>turn around to leave
>poop guy is there and stabs you in the lung
>die
>poop guy gets invited to the white house
